Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man
Wasn't it just it just one small abrasion on his ring finger? So instead of "knuckles" it's actually "knuckle".


Haha! I don't know, you tell me since you're the one trying to school me on it.

I'm not even gonna bother Google diving for a source on that since it doesn't actually change the reality of the injuries--just like how stressing the word "minor" doesn't change the reality of two black eyes, a broken nose, multiple cuts to the back of the head, and blunt trauma to the cranium.

Seriously though, you're pretty funny: you actually think mincing words rearranges reality to your whim. It takes someone with a real knack for mental gymnastics to be so hyperbolic.