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In taxonomy, a segregate, or a segregate taxon is created when a taxon is split off from another taxon. This other taxon will be better known, usually bigger, and will continue to exist, even after the segregate taxon has been split off. A segregate will be either new or ephemeral: there is a tendency for taxonomists to disagree on segregates, and later workers often reunite a segregate with the 'mother' taxon.

Sex segregation is the physical, legal, and cultural separation of people according to their biological sex. This is distinct from gender segregation, which is the separation of people according to social constructions of what it means to be male versus female. For a more detailed distinction on the division between the two, see sex and gender distinction. This article focuses specifically on sex segregation.
In certain circumstances, sex segregation is controversial. Some critics contend that it is a violation of capabilities and human rights and can create economic inefficiencies, while some supporters argue that it is central to certain religious laws and social and cultural histories and traditions.

Islam discourages free mixing between men and women, especially when alone, but not all forms of interaction. The intention of all restrictions is to keep interaction at a modest level. They may, for instance, socialize in order to know each other as ordained by God in the Quran (Surah al-Hujurat), as long as there is no obscenity, touching, secret meetings or flirting, according to the general rules of interaction between the genders.There is no evidence from the Quran or Hadith that enforces the segregation of sexes.In fact, there is actually evidence of the opposite. Notable Canadian scholar Sheikh Ahmad Kutty has said segregation of the sexes is not a requirement in Islam, as men and women used to interact during Muhammed's time without any partitions

Segregated cycle facilities are a form of cycling infrastructure consisting of marked lanes, tracks, shoulders and paths designated for use by cyclists and from which motorised traffic is generally excluded. The term includes bike lanes, cycle tracks, separated bike lanes, road shoulders and side paths located within a road right-of-way

Segregation in materials refers to the enrichment of a material constituent at a free surface or an internal interface of a material. In a polycrystalline solid, a segregation site can be a dislocation, grain boundary, stacking fault, or an interface with a precipitate or secondary phase within the solid. There are two recognized types of segregation: equilibrium segregation and non-equilibrium segregation.

Trail segregation, the practice of designating certain trails as having a specific preferred or exclusive use, is increasingly common and diverse. For example, segregated cycle facilities, for bicycles, are used not only on roads open to motor vehicles, but also in trail systems open to other trail users. Some trails are segregated for use by both equestrians and mountain bikes, or by equestrians only, or by mountain bikes only. Designated "wilderness area" trails may be segregated for non-wheeled use

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

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misheard lyrics

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....

Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Now bring us some friggin' pudding

Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife

OneRepublic: Apologize
It's too late to order fries

Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me

Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus

Mudvayne: Dull Boy
All work and no play makes me a dough boy

Toto: Africa
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.

Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on logs and coal

R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.

National Anthems: Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

Metallica: Fuel
give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!

Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine

Alice Cooper: Poison
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed

Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...

Starship: We Built This City
My pony plays the mamba

Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Text the ladies extra longer

J. Geils Band: Centerfold
My anus is the center hole

Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...

Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Here we are now in containers

Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
"Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
There's a bathroom on the right

The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...

Nine Inch Nails: Closer
I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B...

Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.

Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?

Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Little miss Little miss candy draws

Elton John: Rocket Man
Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol.

Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
Wrapped up like a douche

Another rumour in the night
Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
Ham on rye...

Thompson Twins: Hold Me Now
Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Gold...

Pearl Jam: Jeremy
They're on me Spalding! Cassady!

Supremes: You Can't Hurry Love
Cranberry love, no you just have to wait...

Moody Blues: Question
To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.

Tom Jones: She's A Lady
"She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."

Elvis Costello: New Lace Sleeves
No more Facebook When are they gonna learn their lesson

Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!

Cee Lo Green: Forget You
And though Hussein's in my church, I still wish him the best...

Toni Basil: Hey Mickey
Cause when you see your Wii...

Spin Doctors: Two Princes
I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a pris...

Allan Sherman: Camp Granada
"I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. ...

Dan Hill: Sometimes When We Touch
...I'd rather hurt you honestly Then see you wilt and die An...

Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
The angel aquarium

Van McCoy: Do the Hustle
Tuna hotdog!

Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby
Rollin in my 5.0 With my laptop pills So my hair can blow

Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind
The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind

...
Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
Curly mustache of love

U2: Mysterious Ways
Shamu the mysterious whale

Toto: Africa
I left my brains down in Africa

Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
I Remove Umbilicals

Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Wolf
I smell like a Cow, I'm Lost and I'm Found.

Patty Smyth: Sometimes love just ain't enough
Do you feel me beside you in your bed? There's a statue wher...

Hymns: Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Goddamn sinners reconciled

Traditional: Winter Wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he i...

Green Day: Jaded
Somebody take my pants I think I'm falling out

Gwen Stefani: Holla Back Girl
I ain't no Harlem black girl

Christopher Cross: Never Be The Same
Alleluia

Monkees: Pleasant Valley Sunday
"...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boull...

Kate Bush: Wuthering Heights
Eeee-wheee! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold a...

Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Norman's a woman, Norman's a woman to me

Martin Page: In the House of Stone and Light
lump of poop in my eye

Carly Simon: You're So Vain
Wife's in to clothespins

Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
We don't need no sex vacation

Billy Idol: Eyes Without A Face
You have a fat arse

Pat Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Come on and hit me with a rickshaw.

Sophie B. Hawkins: As I Lay Me Down
As I lay me down to sleep (in background): "Who likes hot do...

Static-X: Cold
Cold Risotto, we want. Some

Prince: Little Red Corvette
Leave it, Colette. Baby, you're much too fast.

Van Halen: Sinner's Swing
Get, get, get, get a lotta push

Will Smith: Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
Kick a chicken with it

Monkees: (Theme From) The Monkees
"Here we come, walking down the street, we get the funniest ...

Pat Boone: Speedy Gonzales
Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina they're putt..

Nickelback: How You Remind Me
Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you

Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
I got the moobs like Jabba

Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on the wrong damn road.

Gary Wright: Dream Weaver
James Weaver I believe you can get me through the night Jame...

Bruno Mars: It Will Rain
There'll be no Christmas if I lose you, baby.

Eagles: Desperado
You've been outright offensive, for so long now...

One Direction: one thing
Shout meow at the sky You're my crib tonight You keep makin...

Bee Gees: Too Much Heaven
It's much harder to Caramba I'm waiting in line

Billy Joel: You May Be Right
You made the rice, I made the gravy, But it just may be some...

Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gav...

Boston: More Than A Feeling
Morgan Freeman

Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
Standing on your mother's corpse, You told me that you'd wai...

Van Halen: Panama
Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.

John Denver: Country Roads
West Virginia, Mount yer Momma,

Jimmy Eat World: Sweetness
If you like salmon, (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)

Pearl Jam: Even Flow
Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice

Cutting Crew: (I Just) Died in Your Arms
I just dined in your arms tonight Mustard with some kind of ...

Blue Oyster Cult: The Revenge of Vera Gemini
And when the Holy Windshield Wiper gets me...

Journey: Don't Stop Believing
She took the midnight tango with every man!

Rihanna: I Found Love In a Hopeless Place
We found a lump in a horse's leg.

Chumbawamba: Tubthumping
I got no thumb, but it grew back again.
You're never gon...

Shania Twain: That Don't Impress Me Much
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on - very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!

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Bon Jovi

Bad Medicine

need a respirator 'cause I'm running out of breath
You're an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress
When you find your medicine you take what you can get
'Cause if there's something better baby, well, they haven't found it yet

Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

Lay Your Hands On Me.

Everything you want is what I need
Satisfaction's guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free
If you want me to lay my hands on you

Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me,
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me,

Thank You For Loving Me


Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes when I couldn't see
For parting my lips when I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

You pick me up when I fall down
You ring the bell before they count me out
If I was drowning you would part the sea
And risk your own life to rescue me

I’ll Be There For You

I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what a love can do
I'll be there for you

Dry County

Down in dry county
They're swimming in the sand
Praying for some holy water
To wash the sins from off our hand
Here in dry county
The promise has run dry
Where nobody cries
And no one's getting out of here alive

Always

Well, there ain't no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines

And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always

Wanted Dead or Alive

Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone
All you do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive

You Give Love A Bad Name


You paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boys dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No-one can save me, the damage is done

Shot through the heart, and your to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name

Bed Of Roses

With an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning
While some marching band keeps it's own beat in my head
While we're talking
About all of the things that I long to believe
About love, the truth, what you mean to me and the truth is
Baby you're all that I need

I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses
For tonight I'll sleep on a bed of nails
I wanna be just as close as your Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on a bed of roses

Livin On A Prayer

She says we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We got each other and that's a lot
For love we'll give it a shot!

Oh, we're half way there
Oh oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Oh oh, livin' on a prayer

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GUNS N' ROSES

"Welcome To The Jungle"

Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

"Paradise City"

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Just a' urchin
livin' under the street
I'm a hard case
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line