Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mamma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mamma's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mamma's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entryYo mamma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.-
Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mamma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!Yo mamma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
