Yo mamma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

- Yo mamma's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

- Yo mamma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

- Yo mamma's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

- Yo mamma's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

- Yo mamma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

- Yo mamma's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mamma jumped up on the table and said "crabs!"

- Yo mamma's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mamma put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

- Yo mamma's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.