Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

- Yo mamma's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".

- Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.