Well, the "when did you stop beating your wife" bit is a decades-old cliche about political spin and coverage. I think it was pretty clearly a joke and intended with humor, so I'd be surprised if you were truly offended by it.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Since neither Shellie or her father pressed charges, and admitted Zimmerman didn't brandish a gun, I don't buy that Zimmerman ever threatened them.
I didn't understand the part you said about "Zimmerman dismantling the Ipad". In the article, Zimmerman said it was broken when Shellie threw it at him.
I'm also not aware of Zimmerman's story about his father in law, or how that parallels his account of being attacked by Trayvon Martin.
And what was "also the day his wife moved out"?