It took me a moment to realize that this was a real thing and not an elaborate parody.
My IQ just dropped 20 points from watching that.
That looks even more retarded than Haunted House.
I think the only way this idea could work is if they go the incest route. Anything less isn't interesting enough.
Despite my single-minded devotion for Gemma Atherton as a consequence of listening to her strangely hot Essex accent (not her English movie accent which is posh, nor her American movie accent which is, I don't know, forced) on the Graham Norton Show, when I watched this movie I felt my brain begin to morph into scrambled eggs. And, remarkably, it was a hit in the weekend it opened.
