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Son of Mxy, a Really Sexy Guy

According to recent reports, I'm Not Mr. Mxypltk's first-born son, Son of Mxy, is in all actuality a really, really sexy guy. The evidence came by way of a mirror that he used to check out his "guns" while striking off a few karate poses and muttering off a few sexy phrases.

"Fuck yeah," said Son of Mxy while doing a karate chop. "that's sexy."

Actress Natalie Portman has declined to comment.


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