I've got a great "woman logic" story. It's actually what started the argument that culminated in my divorce.
I was talking with my then-wife about the reality of needing a second vehicle, and looking at our finances. Mind you, she'd been about $6,000 in credit card debt since she was 19 and got cards from Kohls, Victoria's Secret, etc. and budgeting/not pissing away her money wasn't exactly her strong suit.
So, her solution to getting a second car was, "I think you should give me more control over how our money gets spent." Apparently, I was supposed to find that statement both relevant and helpful....


"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all."
-- Lothar of the Hill People