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Despite the shittiness of the first movie and the rap song in this trailer, I still want to see this movie.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Hot snake on snake action.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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It took me a moment to realize that this was a real thing and not an elaborate parody.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"Hey, let's make another Scary Movie but not call it Scary Movie."


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Chan's last Kung Fu flick.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


It took me a moment to realize that this was a real thing and not an elaborate parody.


My IQ just dropped 20 points from watching that.

That looks even more retarded than Haunted House.

I think the only way this idea could work is if they go the incest route. Anything less isn't interesting enough.

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Who's the dark haired broad?

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The Raid: Redemption was fucking awesome. Hope they recapture that magic.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I'm becoming more optimistic with this one. The fact that they're bringing the drone question to the forefront is thought provoking. I'm hoping they actually explore it and not utterly fuck it over. I'm still not too happy with Murphy still being alive, though.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I'm becoming more optimistic with this one.


Well stop it!

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I'm tempted to buy pariah a ticket to this movie just to watch him melt down in the Theater.


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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
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It took me a moment to realize that this was a real thing and not an elaborate parody.


My IQ just dropped 20 points from watching that.

That looks even more retarded than Haunted House.

I think the only way this idea could work is if they go the incest route. Anything less isn't interesting enough.


Despite my single-minded devotion for Gemma Atherton as a consequence of listening to her strangely hot Essex accent (not her English movie accent which is posh, nor her American movie accent which is, I don't know, forced) on the Graham Norton Show, when I watched this movie I felt my brain begin to morph into scrambled eggs. And, remarkably, it was a hit in the weekend it opened.


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
The Raid: Redemption was fucking awesome.


I'm watching this right now (since you wouldn't stop bothering me about it).

It's only thirty minutes in and just about all of them have dropped like dull-witted flies.

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yeah, it became obvious pretty fast which ones are going to survive. 13 Assassins and Bodyguards and Assassins were so much better at building tension over who's going to make it to the end credits.

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I generally don't expect much of a plot when I watch martial arts movies. Especially when it starts coming out of the non-Chinese/Japanese countries. Mother fuckers beat each other up in entertaining ways. That's what I liked.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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That and the guys who made Dredd ripped off the plot concept.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I'm not saying it's bad. It's actually very decent.

I think it could have done with one more floor though.

And the brother's smile at the end really told the whole story: everything worked out the way he wanted it to, and now he's the boss.

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A very competent film, which makes it even more enjoyable considering I just wanted Asian people punching and kicking each other. It's really the only thing your people are good for, SOM. That and having your children make my sneakers.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Indonesian is a bizarre language. It's sounds like a cross between Spanish and Swahili.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
A very competent film, which makes it even more enjoyable considering I just wanted Asian people punching and kicking each other. It's really the only thing your people are good for, SOM. That and having your children make my sneakers.


stop shortselling my people, doc. don't forget that we also assemble your iPads and answer your calls everytime you have a problem with Verizon.

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Shut up and kick somebody!


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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The 8 year-old in me is just dieing for this film. Even though he'd been molested back in the late 90's for the same reasons. At the 1:20 mark, there's something flying in. Rodan or Mothra?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor

Rodan or Mothra?


Neither; the antagonist in the sequel will be a flying Matthew Broderick.

Honestly, though, I'm intrigued but also a little concerned.

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Pariah's new favorite movie.



whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Megan Fox has a frozen plastic surgery face already. She has no dialog in the trailer. Just a bunch of clips from different parts of the movie all where she has the same expression.

Also, she seems to be covered up in most of it. All Megan Fox is good for is showing an uncomfortable amount of skin for an insanely violent kids movie.

What the fuck is this world coming to? Not Megan Fox.

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The only thing good that I can say about it is that Michelangelo acted like Michelangelo in that last bit there. I'm not going to be a whiny cunt and complain about the CGI turtles using motion capture, but William Fichtner as Shredder???? They know that Shredder was a Jap, right?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I WANT to be interested. But that trailer gives the strong impression that they're trying to reinvent the franchise. I'll probably rent it. Probably.


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I thought they were just going to call it Ninja turtles and have them be from outer space.It looks good regardless of what they call it.


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I'm willing to give it a chance. The first Transformers movie from Bay also looked far removed from the source material, but it still turned out fine.

I'm also not bothered by Shredder being played by the banker dude from The Dark Knight. Cartoon Shredder's eyes were much too large to be Asian.

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But not for an Asian cartoon.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Shredder's eyes are too small for anime.

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His boobs, too.

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
but William Fichtner as Shredder????


he's not black enough to play shredder


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I BARELY KNEW HER!

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but William Fichtner as Shredder????


he's not black enough to play shredder


Well, Uncle Phil was the voice of Shredder.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Uncle Phil is very black.

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