Q: What happened when Jessica Simpson took the Coke taste test?
A: She chose JIF!

Q: What's the new Coke ad slogan?
A: "Cause sometimes they don't have Pepsi"!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Q: Did you hear about Coke's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.