Originally Posted by Lothar
... police arrived at the Pelosi home to find Paul and an intruder in their underwear in a hammer fight with each other.

"Hammer fight"..

If that's not a metaphor for something...




And there's whole universes of jokes to be made regarding Paul Pelosi and wife Nancy and the two national scandals they've been in this year, both covered up by a Democrat-compliant police force and local district attorney.
And the same with Hillary or both the Clintons regarding the Epstein situation, which you just scratched the surface of.
The jokes almost write themselves.