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Hammer euphemisms aside...

Paul Pelosi is a gay homosexual.


Still waiting for the San Francisco police body-cam video of Paul Pelosi opening the door, and the two guys in their undies fighting over the hammer. And a third guy (in his underwear?) who opened the door for police?

Also still waiting for the police body cam video of Paul Pelosi from several months ago, heavily intoxicated when the police arrived to see his totalled car. And the chick in the passenger seat with him. A mistress? A call girl?No mention, no police report, no body cam footage ever released. And of course, no charges.
If Paul Pelosi was a Republican, that body cam footage would have been released by police the moment that first story broke.
And likewise the later hammer incident.

Also, does anyone find it odd that Paul Pelosi, after having his head allegedly bashed in with a hammer, was almost immediately released from the hospital and sent home?
It's almost like... it was vastly exaggerated, or even didn't happen at all. Or was a manufactured fake narrative, to create sympathy for the Pelosis and the Democrats, a week before the mid-term elections. Interesting how there is no released evidence of a violent assault, none, and yet it was used to portray Republicans as a dangerous violent extremist national "threat to democracy". Despite that David DePape was a well known far-left nut and BLM supporter, despite the Orwellian media's attempts to re-write events to support the Democrat narrative.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Paul_Pelosi
https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-attack-grand-jury-indicts-david-depape-alleged-attack
https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/paul-pelosi-attack-cops-werent-monitoring-cameras/
https://nypost.com/2022/10/31/paul-pelosi-attack-a-timeline-of-david-depapes-alleged-assault/

And this last one's a blog, but it puts all the pieces together, with some hilarious comments after:
https://defconnews.com/2022/10/31/the-paul-pelosi-attack-just-got-a-whole-lot-weirder/