They call her "hard hearted Hannah" The vamp of Savannah The meanest gal in town Leather is tough, but Hannah's heart is tougher She's a gal who likes to see men suffer To tease 'em and thrill 'em To torture and kill 'em It's her delight they say I saw her at the seashore with a great big pan There was Hannah pourin' water on a drownin' man That's a hard hearted Hannah The vamp of Savannah, G-A
They call her "hard hearted Hannah" The vamp of Savannah The meanest gal in town Talk about your cold, refridgerated mamas Brotha she's a polar bear's pajamas To tease 'em and thrill 'em To torture and kill 'em It's her delight they say An evenin' spent with Hannah sittin' on your knees Is like bein' in Alaska in your BVDs She's hard hearted Hannah The vamp of Savannah, G-A
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
