the Elvis song "In the Ghetto" made me cry when I was little. Now when I sing it for my friends (in complete imitation, voice, dance) I get them to laugh their asses off. It is the only good Elvis song in the world, IMO.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
