My entire moral compass was set by that funky Autobot. I sometimes wonder why so many young kids are shooting each other in schools and whatnot, and then I realize they had Barney where my age had Prime. Poor, poor bastards.
I wonder if JQ is old enough to remember Transformers . . .
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I guess I learned to trade youth for wisdom
And lust in for romance
It's all written in the stages and phases
Of life's little dance
