Real Name: James Kelly McCane Gender: male Birthdate: 8/12/56 Yes I said '56'! Age: Older than the rest of you put together. Hometown: Covington, Ky right across the river from downtown Cincinnati, Ohio Current Residence: Burlington, Ky Nationality: German-Irish Marital Status: Married w/ 4kids (plus a neighborhood kid just moved in. Parents are in the midst of a very ugly divorce). Height: 5'9" Weight: I'll tell you when I hit goal weight. I am up 80 lbs since married life agreed so well with me lo those 20 years ago! Eye Color: Bedroom green :) Hair Color: naturally dark brown and churly Occupation: Table games dealer at a riverboat casino. (Blackjack etc.) Stop by and win lots of money and tip me well! Education: I only made it through 2 years of college and dropped out to help my family Religion: Catholic Politics: Lean more to the Democrat side. I'm envious of those who can get blowjobs while they're at work! Favorite things: My wife and children, Rob Kamphausen, comics, Rob Kamphausen, Superman, Rob Kamphausen, silver age comics, Rob Kamphausen, Neil Young, Rob Kamphausen, and internet message boards! Peircings: Why is this information pertinent? No piercings and no tatoos! Guess I'm showing my age! Favorite TV Show: That '70's Show Favorite Music: classic rock Pets: 1 cat and 3 dogs and 2 dead goldfish
