Real Name: ashleyelizabethhaag
Sex: I'm so chaste, my vagina keeps eating my underwear (see above)
Martial Status: never taken any classes
Hair Color: ...I can have hair? That's an option?
Hobbes (and that kid Calvin): one love
Favorite TV Shows:television is for dorks
Favorite Foods/Restaurants:I love food
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
