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Well, what the hell are you waiting for? LET THE FRIENDSHIP COMMENCE!
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I am out of control!!
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ZOD is only friends to those that pledge their undying loyality and finacial commitment to ZOD and his drive to RULE over ALL! What say you, son of Mxy?
KNEEL before ZOD!
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Kneel you fithy bitch!
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ZOD said: ZOD is only friends to those that pledge their undying loyality and finacial commitment to ZOD and his drive to RULE over ALL! What say you, son of Mxy?
Do I get to touch women's tits?
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No but you can touch Llances man titties.
now known as rex
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That's like offering me a chance to breathe air because guess what - everybody I know already breathes air!
Except nemo. Stupid fish doesn't breathe air.
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Shit of the world! You will hate the day your father spilled his seed into a 2 dollar smelly skank WHORE!! ZOD spits on your bout of friendship with every mucus droplet within ZOD's throat! ZOD will see to it your body is pulled from its head and rightly grinded up and served in some school lunch program! This ZOD vows with every sense of his being! ZOD shall see you destroyed!
Kneel before ZOD!
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Kneel you fithy bitch!
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ZOD said: ZOD spits on your bout of friendship with every mucus droplet within ZOD's throat!
Hmmm.... ya mean like this?
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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You are a child of ill conceived pack of Camel excretion! You will be hammered with ZOD's very fists into the ground so hard the commie Chinese shall be able to smell your fungus ridden feet! This ZOD promises and shall keep!
Kneel before ZOD!
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ZOD said: You are a child of ill conceived pack of Camel excretion! You will be hammered with ZOD's very fists into the ground so hard the commie Chinese shall be able to smell your fungus ridden feet! This ZOD promises and shall keep!
Kneel before ZOD!
...I think somebody needs a hug!!!
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Hug?! Sure, ZOD will give you a hug! One that will crush every bone in your spine and you will be forced to wiggle around on the floor like the very spineless worm you are! This ZOD promises and shall keep!
KNEEL before ZOD!
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ZOD said: Hug?! Sure, ZOD will give you a hug! This ZOD promises and shall keep!
Aaaaawwwwww... how sweet!
You're just a big 'ol teddy bear, aren't you?
First National Bastard
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Don't you even dare Disney ZOD! ZOD is tough, ZOD is cruel, ZOD is ABSOLUTE EVIL! ZOD will not stand idle when it comes to wrapping his fingers around your neck!
Kneel before ZOD!
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ZOD said: Don't you even dare Disney ZOD! ZOD is tough, ZOD is cruel, ZOD is ABSOLUTE EVIL! ZOD will not stand idle when it comes to wrapping his figures around your neck!
Kneel before ZOD!
Your "figures"? Y'mean, your action figures? You'd give them to us? You're such a sweetie!
And such an interesting way to give them...kinda like a necklace, but with playability.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ZOD said: ZOD spits on your bout of friendship with every mucus droplet within ZOD's throat!
Hmmm.... ya mean like this?
I Ordered A Chocolate Milkshake Dammit!
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I think all the jizz in that picture is distracting us from one minor problem: She's got small tits.
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Son of Mxy said: I think all the jizz in that picture is distracting us from one minor problem: She's got small tits.
You got a problem with small tits?
Damn, boy, no wonder you always talkin' so gay.
First National Bastard
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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I want my women to have big boobies! damnit! Like this:
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Zod, I love you!
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And its not the beer talking.
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Son of Mxy said: I want my women to have big boobies! damnit!
Like this:
Now THERE'S a Zod I could kneel before!
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