Quit belly-aching and go join Fight Club or if there is none, start one in your area. A punctured lung and a broken leg should cure your woes. I have a black eye and recently relocated wrist all the time, and my good fortune never seems to end. Physical pain is your liberator. The cure for all those horrible terrible emotions and self-obligatory needs to stick your dick in a random whore is contained within the physical force that you deal out and is dealt out to you.

Time to go make soap! See ya later.