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Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
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What the hell is a Penis Contract? Shouldn't Nowhereman be in charge of those things?
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I think you read it wrong...
If I have his contract....what does that mean??
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That means PenWing wrestles for you. Like Sammitch does now.
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You put the tag match up too soon, Doc.
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Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
I can live with that, win or lose.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Just an early warning to you guys. When Friday afternoon rolls around and you start bitchin' about the lack of a recap, it's not going to do any good. Dragon*Con is this weekend. So, if you're lucky, the earliest you'll be getting a replay is Monday night or Tuesday. Unless one of you slackers wants to get off your ass and write it.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
I can live with that, win or lose.
Make it work. 
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I'm working on it. Hopefully, we'll have it togehter in a couple of days.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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I need to go. Problems in my personal life. I'll be back soon. Take care everyone. Doc, I'm sure you can write me out creatively for the time being.
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Never mind. This is too much fun.
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Come on you idiots,only Oakers & Penwing have taken up my challenge!
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I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
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Come on you idiots,only Oakers & Penwing have taken up my challenge!
Yes, but, now things have become...complicated. You know, with Meeko holding my contract and all. 
But, I'm sure it will all work out...
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Dammit! Give me a day to write something convincing! Meeko said she wanted me to handle it.
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Do me a favor and PM it to me before you post it, so that I can look it over first.
You should probably wait for the next Havoc to post it, anyway.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Rock! The man is back! Good to see you, Notwedge.
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I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?
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you cant smell what the Notwedge was cooking?
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I can smell what notwedge is smoking. It's illegal.
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Most of Notwedge's hobbies are. . .
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I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?
Don't sound so pleasantly surprised!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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jealous much?
Admittedly, yes.  I wish NotWedge was in MY bathroom! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Better'n those Scrubbin' Bubbles bastards, I hope!
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I guess we'll do Havoc this week, and the ppv next weekend. Anyone got a good name for the ppv?
Put your match requests in now.
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Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
He fixes the cable?
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All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Golden G-string hanging from the "Ultimate X" maybe? (Stealing "Ultimate X" from TNA.)
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I guess we'll do Havoc this week, and the ppv next weekend. Anyone got a good name for the ppv?
Put your match requests in now.
Is Nowhereman hosting his tournament at the PPV?
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Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Dodgeball match between the women's division and the oakleys.
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Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Dodgeball match between the women's division and the oakleys.
No one wants to see them take on the Oakleys.
How about just a strip-dodgeball match between themselves?
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A strip dodgeball match between the oakley's?!
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This month's PPV is...UNCIRCUMSIZED!!!
(Best I could come up with...)
Before I go into the match list, lemme ask: did SoM and I win the Tag Titles? Not that it matters, I'll gladly fight in two matches. It'd just help with final match-setting...
Here are some suggestions:
TK-069 vs King Snarf for the World Heavyweight Cheese Title - the stipulation: if Snarf doesn't win, he has to beg the crowd for an apology stemming from last week's comments, and is out of the World title hunt for 69 days.
Nowhereman's Inter-Cunt-inental Tournament
Joe Mama & Son of Mxy vs ????? for the Donkey-Lovin' Tag Team titles. Will the Hellions get their re-match? What about Chewy and backwards7?? Leg Breakerers??? GOP??? The Liberals????????? OR pit those four against each other for #1 Contendership for the belts!
Joe Mama vs Grimm for the Eurotrash title. A return match. This time...it's a Coffin Match. No, lemme say it right...it's a COFFIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!
Son of Mxy vs Kristogar Velo for the Lightweight Faggot belt. If not Velo, then someone else. I forget who's in the rankings...
Captain Sammitch vs Winged Creature in a "Hardcore Pole-Dancin' Match". Title's on the line, but the loser's valet - Meeko or Bunny - has to treat the audience to some Pole-Dancin'.
Pariah and JQ vs LLance and Joey From Friends in a "Trolls on Poles" match. If Pariah and JQ win, they're in the tag title hunt. If they lose...SODOMY!!!
The RDCW Divas will battle in a "Pasties Match". The winner is...well, all of us. But the winner OF THIS MATCH will be the Diva who avoids being stripped down to her panties and pasties. Pinning can be a stipulation, too.
An Alt-ID Battle Royale!!! Not the major ones. No more than 30 posts to enter. Winner gets crowned "King Of The Alt-IDs", or something.
Marcum & Monroe vs LLawler and Retard. Shit, why not?
Am I forgetting people? I'll try to think up more. These are just suggestions. I don't expect all of them to make the cut. I didn't come up with one for the Oakleys just because I figure someone will do better...
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what about Animalman and Pariah vs. the Leg Breakererses-4-Hire in a hardcore ladder match?
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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A strip dodgeball match between the oakley's?!
WHAT!? 
No, no, no. 
You've misunderstood me. It's my fault, really, I should have been more clear.
What I meant was...
A strip dodgeball match, featuring all of the women of the boobie division, for the women's boobie belt championship! 
THAT'S what I meant. 
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Some good idears here.
TK vs. sumboddah. I don't know what Doc and Snarf up to, but if he wants the shot, go for it.
Nowhereman's IC tourney? Depends on what he's got in mind. Some of the people involved might already be in matches.
As far as I know Joe Mama/SoM are the tag champs, and if so, will wrestle twice as per Nowhereman's stipulations.
Mama/SoM vs. Chewy/Backwards for the tag titles
Mama vs. Grimm for the Eurotrash title, coffin match.
SoM vs. sumboddah, lightweight title.
Bra and Panties elimination match for the women's title. Sounds like a winner.
Legbreakerers vs. Pariah and . . .Ani? Odd team. How about Pariah and JQ?
Penwing? Sammitch? Notwedge? Midnite? Bueller?
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Y'know what I just thought of? NotWedge needs a match. The type of match where he will shine. A match that will showcase the greatness that is NotWedge. May I suggest:
NotWedge vs Chris Oakley in a Lumberjacks Match with all the Oakleys (and Rex, who's handcuffed to Christine still. Right?) surrounding the ring!!!
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NotWedge vs King Snarf in a Grudge Match within a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage! NW seeks REVENGE on KS for never returning the favor after NotWedge took his place in the Asylum Rules Match, which very nearly cost NW his career!!!
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NotWedge vs Nowhereman for the Inter-cunt-inental title!!!
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