I'm just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. Chris Oakley being forced into a match just strikes me as better than Faarooq Oakley X. BUT!!! try this!!!!

NotWedge vs Rex in an Oakleys Lumberjacks Match!!!

Rex is Christine Oakley's new beau. And, before they can have themselves a nice Shotgun Wedding, Rex needs to prove that he's got himself true lovin' for Christine! NotWedge, on the other hand, is on a quest to capture Championship gold, and that road goes straight through Oakleyville, Massachusetts! Can NotWedge regain momentum lost? Or are rex's intentions towards the...uh...beauti...lovel...passable Christine Oakley??? Find out at...Uncircumsized!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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