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Just posted a teaser for my interview with The Crotch on the next episode of "Havoc".

And I did a post establishing the Fantastic/Snarf rivalry.

Cool.

I have a few suggestions on how to play out my status in RDCW after the Rumble,depending on how things turn out in the street fight and the 30-man Rumble match:
If I win both the street fight and the battle royal:
I come out on "Havoc" the following week and challenge Snarf to a title vs. title bout
If I win the street fight but lose the battle royal:
I get involved in a feud with one of the new guys for the IC title and/or challenge Snarf to a "Bastardo Family leadership cage match" at No Way Out Of The Closet
If I lose the street fight but win the battle royal:
I challenge the last person eliminated to a no-holds-barred match with the winner getting the title shot against Snarf at Robblemania and the loser leaving RDCW for 30 days
If I lose both the street fight and the battle royal:
I stop posting as my own character and switch temporarily to playing one of Los Monstros Azules

Recap's up. I'm exhausted. Swear to God, I leave for a weekend, feel guilty that I'm late posting the recap, practically kill myself to do a long and detailed recap...

And YOU reap all the BENEFITS!!!

Enjoy, cats an' kittens...

Nice job, Joe. Hope you had a good trip.

Great work, Joe!

It was fun. Funny/nerve-wracking thing happened: I roll into the hotel in Portland where the ceremony was taking place. I see my Dad talking to his wife and two other people, so I walk over to say "Hi". My Dad sees me and says "Dave! ['cause that's my name] Come here and say 'Hi' to David and his wife!" I walk over and "David" is my Dad's good friend and former mentor in the phone company - the guy that worked with my father and was instrumental to his becoming a VP. More specifically, David is...well, let me put it to you this way:

You've got your technicians.
You've got you 1st level managers (ME).
You've got your 2nd level managers (my boss).
You've got your 3rd level managers (my boss' boss).
Then you've got vice-presidents (David).

David can fire me any day of the week without batting an eye. Think "God among ants". So he and I are shooting the breeze and then, after the ceremony, he and I sat at the same table for lunch, continuing our discussion. At one point, he offered my brother a job in the comapny (I think he'll take it). I learned a few things:

1) It's cool to be my father's son.
2) David is a great guy to know socially. Especially if you work below him on the food chain.
3) I'll never call him "Uncle Dave".
4) When he says "smile for a picture", I'm smiling for that fucking picture.
5) Portland, Maine is a cool little city. That said, Boston is my home town.

Heh.

Beautiful recap on my match!

That said, I think next week we should have the Prom after all the matches. Kinda like McMahon having the red carpet in the ring at the end of the show; you know Stone Cold is coming out to whup Vince's ass....

So are we changing the name of Havoc to the Chris Oakley show?

He's Triple O!!

Just posted my promo segment with the Bastardo Family meeting to discuss with Louie what to do about King Snarf. Hope you guys like it.

I was thinking along the same lines.
Rob doesnt have a daughter so Oakers must be fucking Rob himself!

I didn't know James Fantastic was so...old.

Blame it on the stress of being harassed by King Snarf.

Actually I agree,shows should end with match recaps not more promos as its a bit anticlimactic!

Point duly noted.

Moving on to current business, I just posted the first part of my interview with the Crotch and a short scene depicting Louie's reaction to the revelation that Snarf has been betraying the Bastardo Family in recent weeks.

Do King Snarf and Louie know about this? And did they okay it? I'm just wondering because it's a HUGE plot-point and, as it also takes liberties with two other characters, you may want to get their okay before you run with this. That said, I've got a few things to say to Senor Oakley, so I reserved the spot right after his in-ring.

No, I did not know about this, and no, I did not okay it. But I'm cool with it if the video turns out to be a Katie Vick deal.

Whether it's a Katie Vick deal or not, are you cool with the fact that your manager just laid you out with a trash can over a potentially fake video? Kinda flies in the face of what you had planned for tonight, Prom King ( ).

If everyone's cool with what's going on, I'll post what I planned to do...

(Katie Vick...think about what you're saying, King Snarf...shudder)

No, I mean how Triple H pretended to be Kane! And come to think of it, you do make a good point about coming to blows with Louie. That's kinda like Heyman getting into a shoving match with Raven. Realistically, Raven's gonna lay out Heyman no prob.

Yeah, that works.

The fact remains that when you include other characters in your promos for such huge plot points, you need to contact those posters, whether it turns out to be people impersonating them or not. This way, if any questions roll up, you won't have to worry about exposing your plans early to calm them down. They'll already be in on it and working with it. Cooperation is the key to angles like this suceeding. Don't leave someone out unless you want it all to backfire.

In other words, you wouldn't have had to possibly spoil your twist if you'd PMed Snarf and Louie about this beforehand.

Do a Vince on him Doctor! Say, "Yooooou'rrrrrre FIIIIIRRRED!!!"

Yeah, it's much more kosher to show the tape and let Snarf and Louie write their own reactions, than to write their reactions without them knowing.

Yeah. In my promos, aside from the occasional pithy comment from Marcum or Monroe, I try to avoid putting words in anyone else's mouth.

you're not even the real snarf

Its like when I was Mystery man,I contacted some people before doing anything too damaging,such as when I cleared the ring of the Bastardos,I contacted Louie first to get the ok but didnt write any reaction from anyone other than they walked off pissed off.

I also noticed in a previous post that Oakers posted that he made James Fantastic sound like Dick Van Dyke.

Oakley,

I think you should edit the confrontation out of your post. Just have Louie leave the ring and disappear. Then he and Snarf can work out their confrontation, which should probably happen during Snarf's big prom date (which has now been completely fucked over, imo). You have really good ideas, but I think you're moving too fast. Try to plan your big plot points to take place from PPV to PPV. Let events unfold more slowly.

Ah, I was gonna trash the prom anyway.

On the matter of Fantastic's peculiar speech patterns, my theory is that the whole posh, sophisticated thing he has going is an act, and he's actually some cockney lout.