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But it wasn't in the proper form for a promo. 
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That's a good idea......who's the Champ?
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You can try to make fun of the champ, but you will be unsuccessful. If I was any cooler, there'd be frost on my t-shirt!
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I'm surprised there hasn't been more speculation about who I will name as my mystery 'Mania opponent should I win the Rumble....
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Actually, yeah, that's a good point. Who is your mystery opponent should you win the rumble?
By the way, people, I've been meaningto write up the Olde London street fight, but there's just one problem. I'm not entirely sure of the actual rules and dynamics of a street fight. Is it just a regular match in the stree or what?
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Actually, yeah, that's a good point. Who is your mystery opponent should you win the rumble?
Well, I'm not going to reveal it here; that would ruin the surprise. I will however reveal it to one of the Big Cheeses here (either Grimm, thedoctor, Joe, or Nowhereman) just so's one of them knows I'm not just pulling something out of my ass.
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I'm not just pulling something out of my ass.
Its just too easy to mock that last comment!
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By the way, people, I've been meaningto write up the Olde London street fight, but there's just one problem. I'm not entirely sure of the actual rules and dynamics of a street fight. Is it just a regular match in the stree or what?
A street fight is basically a hardcore, no DQ, falls-count-anywhere, all-out brawl. Insteady of technical wrestling moves, your pretty much throwing punches. It can take place in the ring or outside, in the street or parking lot or where ever.
You should talk with Nowhereman and see what he has in mind.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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We're down to six men left.
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Why isn't anyone posting in the Rumble Undercard? Sure, Jonny Evil was great, but his debut and my interview make for a pretty lame show on their own. If every active wrestler makes one post, we've got a great show.
I've sent Johnny a PM regarding an idea I have for a promo, but if that doesn't reach him in time I'll come up with something for my guy on his own. Actually, I have an idea for intro'ing some form of manager for him in a similar vein as Grace. Not in terms of character or anything, just in that she's largely an out-of-ring personality.
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Yeah, sort of. If people think that's not a good idea then I'll drop it, but I would like to emphasise again that this isn't the same sort of thing as Los Monstres or Howlerama (both of which aren't workin very well), but a character to help in Promo's, and provide plot fodder for heel promo's.
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I've just written a promo for Rumble furthering the Bastardo plot.
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Yeah, sort of. If people think that's not a good idea then I'll drop it, but I would like to emphasise again that this isn't the same sort of thing as Los Monstres or Howlerama (both of which aren't workin very well), but a character to help in Promo's, and provide plot fodder for heel promo's.
I think it's a great idea. It's different from the tags mentioned, because those are separate entities and should be used as such (with their own IDs) this is more like backwards' manager or Louie Bastardo's assistant, or Tommy for Nuriko.
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Cool. Posted her bio, and I'll try and get a promo up tomorrow. I envisage her very much as being in the classic (as opposed to classy) WWE mould, and feel free to treat her like such.
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I've just posted a promo on the Rumble Undercard thread.
Bringing a little order to message boards everywhere!
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Have just posted my response to Nuriko's promo;hopefully this should give you guys some ideas for the Rumble write-up and the next few editions of Havoc,possibly even No Way Out of the Closet.
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Chris, you should delete the second paragraph in your first post.
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Note for Chris: You entrance song is "Rooster". Not "Snuff The Rooster". It's off of Alice In Chains' album, Dirt. Just thought you should know. I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're driving my OCD crazy.
Great promos, though.
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A street fight is basically a hardcore, no DQ, falls-count-anywhere, all-out brawl. Insteady of technical wrestling moves, your pretty much throwing punches. It can take place in the ring or outside, in the street or parking lot or where ever.
Actually, a street fight is not falls-count-anywhere. Pinfalls have to occur in the ring. Other than that, anything goes.
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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I still wanna know who Mike is!
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Note for Chris: You entrance song is "Rooster". Not "Snuff The Rooster". It's off of Alice In Chains' album, Dirt. Just thought you should know. I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're driving my OCD crazy.
Great promos, though.
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Chris, you should delete the second paragraph in your first post.
OK.
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I've just posted a promo on the Rumble Undercard thread.
Good stuff from you and Chris. You should post more.
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Spandex Monkey Man should shout out his name before he enters the arena, like those old Hanna Barbera superhero cartoons. "SPANDEX MONKEEEYY MAAAAAAAANNNN!!!" He could put it at the start of his entrance music.
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I just got Charlie's recap. That's means every match is complete except the Rumble, which will be written up by Grimm, the Women's match, which is almost finished, and the hardcore match, which just needs an ending.
This is going to be a great PPV. Thanks to everyone for pitching in!
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I finally got around to posting a backstage interview. Good job to all of you who've been involved!
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Nice to know it's gonna be a sucess  On the matter of Spandex's intro, I plan to update his bio with a few new ideas I have for entrance music and moves.
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I'd like to have a "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" to determine challengers for the next PPV. Are any teams interested?
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The Dark Lords (Grimm and Darth) accept!
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Well, since it doesn't matter anymore, my opponent would've been ROY BATTY.
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If you are interested in challenging me for the Hardcore Porn Title, send me a PM. I want to set up a five-man number-one contender match to determine my opponent at No Way Out of the Closet. It's in the planning stages right now.
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Well, since it doesn't matter anymore, my opponent would've been ROY BATTY.
Your CHOICE of opponent would've been Roy Batty. But your CHOICE of opponent has always been subject to approval by the RDCW board of directors. And a non poster to challenge for the big title at RobbleMania? Please. . .
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I want to wrestle her!
First half of the Rumble recap is up! Second half is on the way!
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I'd like to have a "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" to determine challengers for the next PPV. Are any teams interested?
Count Howlerama in. The more teams that challenge, the better it'll be.
On an unrelated note, do James and the other members of the Bastardo Family know about the events that happened in the Fenway Park street fight? I just ask 'cos we had all that ballyhoo about the vid, and now it seems that something similar may have happened with this.
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Actually, I didn't know that I was fired from the family. Which is actually very annoying, as the video feud has yet to wind up. Never mind, this is much more interesting.
I'm gonna revamp my bio, to reflect the fact that he's changed after beign dumped in MisterJLA's cum and being fired from the Bastardo Family.
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