Correct! RobbleMania will be an historic event for the Family!

El Superbeasto will annihilate Los Blue Putas!

Sneaky Bunny will take the women's title!

The Legbreakererses will snap Bibbo and I-Man in half!

Johnny Evil will teach Spandex Monkey Man what it's all about!

Joe Mama will end Captain Sammabitch's career!

And King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champion in history, will retire not one, but two opponents in one match!

No one can stop the Family! Oh, and Jimmy Faboo and Nowhereman, don't think we don't have something instore for you two as well.

I make stars, baby!