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Thanks, Sammitch. You and PenWing gave me a lot to play with.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Just posted a promo to Havoc.
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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In case you guys are still trying to figure out the card for Rehash,I just posted a promo segment on this week's Havoc thread that might give you some ideas. Read it over and let me know what you think.
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I think you're friggin' nuts! 
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You just now figured that out?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Posted a promo to Havoc. Not that great, I know, but I was rushed for time.
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I think you're friggin' nuts!
Well,Sammitch,like I said in my promo,I'm not afraid to roll the dice if I think the rewards are worth the gamble. 
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We've still got some open slots for Rehash, so if you've got match requests, get 'em in before Sunday night, because that's when it's going up!
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I think, with my gimmick of being lame and proud of it, I should do a promo on the next Havoc demanding that the Hell in a Cell match be changed to a Hell in a Kennel match.
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All hail King Snarf!
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The next Havoc is now, Champ.
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Quiet, you! Don't ever correct the champ! 
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Your time is gonna come soon "chump"!
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Says you! I am the ass-kicking, pussy-licking, slick dancin', romancin, on the ball, off the wall, Magnificent Bastard King Snarf!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Quote:
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Quiet, you! Don't ever correct the champ!
Soon to be ex.
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Feh! I will go down in history as the greatest champ of all time!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Grimm...King Snarf WILL retain his Heavyweight Cheese Title. I WILL destroy Captain Sammitch en route to retaining my Inter-Cunt-Inental Title. Rehash WILL be another night of greatness for the Bastardo Family! And, before you start running at the mouth about that clown Darth and how you came back from the "Dark Side", remember who sent you there in the first place and who can do it again!
The Enforcer has spoken!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I am already the longest reigning RDCW World Champion! 138 glorious days and counting!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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 ahhh, I'm going to enjoy watching you clowns when you fall from grace. And I don't mean Louie's assistant. Rehash? Rehash is just a pitstop on the highway. . .to Hell. 
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I'd like to fall ON Grace! Hey-o!
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Quote:
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pussy-licking
You lick yourself?
You sick freak!
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Just one thing. I've noticed that Johnny Evil has won the lightweight battle royal, yet it has been stated in his promo that he isn't a lightweight. Does that mean that he still gets the belt, even though he's technically ineligible? Just something to consider.
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I think he did a brief segment about that in the thread somewhere.
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That's what alerted me to the problem, but I just wanted to make sure it was up here so Joe and whoever could work out an answer.
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Yes. Because he's Eeeeeviiiiiiillllllllllllllllll. . .
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That's what alerted me to the problem, but I just wanted to make sure it was up here so Joe and whoever could work out an answer.
It's not a problem, it's a storyline. Get it?
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Okey dokey. All the same, It's kinda annoying when lightweights are denied holding a bekt 'cos of Bastardo cheating, the fiends! PS: 
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Its like the time Oklahoma held the cruiser belt in WCW!
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Hopefully it'll be more entertaining than Oklahoma, although I did get a laugh out of his announcing. "That's how you call a match, Tony!" I've done some slight reshuffling on the Rehash card, taking into account the Lightweight Battle Royal result and one or two other things. I think it will work out for everyone.
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Okay, where's all the piss and vinegar? It's Rehash, baby!
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They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat! In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
I make stars, baby!
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Posted to Rehash. In yer face, Louie yer fat turd!
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They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat!
In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
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You read it here first: Nowhereman is gonna job out to Chris Oakley. Probably out of pity for the li'l loser. You two'll make a cute couple, Nowhereman. Just don't tell Captain Howdy...he might get jealous!
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I'd rather job out my title to Oakers,than job out my life,my career & my arse to Snarf like you've done these past few months!
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Whatever you want to tell yourself to make your upcoming loss more easy to bear, Nowhereman. It's a shame, though: I remember when you were a force to be reckoned with 'round these parts. I even looked up to you. Sad to see that you sunk to this level...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Says the man that:
a)would be nothing if not for me.
b)has yet to prove that he can survive on his own without having team mates.
Uh oh,you better go,I think Queen Snarf has finished taking a dump & is calling for you to wipe his arse!
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Says the guys who sings "In My Life" as he cries himself to sleep at night. Keep weeping for past glories, old man. Your attempt at playing hard-to-get with Captain Howdy was amusing, by the way. Can we look forward to him fighting YOUR battles for YOU in the near future? My Magic 8-Ball says "Yes".
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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