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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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It seems Grimm is out of commission for a while and no one would tell me anything so I had to wing the last two matches.
On with the show!
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His hard drive is fried. That was before the weekend. I have no idea when he'll have his computer up and running.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Nowhereman said: Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Be that as it may.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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PenWing said: His hard drive is fried. That was before the weekend. I have no idea when he'll have his computer up and running.
So, should we send recaps to you?
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Let me know if you are writing them, and send them to Monroe. Joe and I are going to make an effort to get recaps done on time again, so if that means sacrificing longer, more detailed matches for shorter match descriptions, then that's what we're going to do. I think we've gotten too caught up in the fluff lately. What we need to focus on most importantly with recaps are the plot pushers. So, if you need something to happen in a recap, that's what we need to know. And we need to know these things by Saturday nights, since we'll try to get recaps done by Sunday nights. Of course, with Havoc's on Tuesday, we aim for Monday night recaps. But, when we have PPVs, we need to get them done on Sundays.
The point in all of this is we need to better communicate. You want something done, you have to let us know a couple days in advance so we can plan for it. Stick to PMs since we don't want to spoil the details in this thread.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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PenWing said: It seems Grimm is out of commission for a while and no one would tell me anything so I had to wing the last two matches.
On with the show!
I'll PM my recap to you and JM later today.
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SPAMM added some lines in Pig Iron's promo.
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Nowhereman said: Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
GBW is hardly a legacy!
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I THINK HE MEANS HIM VIRGINITY
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Well his virginity with women isnt being questioned,but theres no way he's an anal virgin since joining GBW. I heard after Rex joined GBW as well,Snarf became SockSnarf!
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Nowhereman said: Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
GBW is hardly a legacy!
GBW? I was the longest reigning RDCW champion! I am the greatest of all time!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Get back to GBW,I hear your trainer is calling you! That Richard Simmons sounds damn demanding!
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If you mean by "training" helping Richard adjust his cod-piece.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Good work on the SDC/Family match, Penwing. Sorry I couldn't contribute part of it - at least my internet's working normally again though.
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How did you learn to use the internet? I did'nt think women were that clever. Also,how did you gain the rank of captain?
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Conniver Series is over! And what a pay-per-view it was!
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Whoever wrote that recap for the Main Event can't be RACKed enough.
Nicely done.
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leaving MisterJLA and SPAMM to start the match. What should have been a mismatch due to JLA’s obvious size and strength advantage was neutralized by his lack of actual skill.
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Thank you all (except for that cunt Nowhereman ). My goal in writing the main event was to do a match that would satisfy everyone involved while still pushing the storyline. And I wanted everyone to have a moment that was "theirs". Glad you liked it. Thanks again to PenWing for his input.
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Doc did a neat job on the Bond Brigade/TNR tag match recap...gave me some interesting ideas for my next promo.
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For the love of GOB! I told you that I had nothing to do with that angle! It was Joe Mama! (Not to be confused with Yo Mama.)
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Chris Oakley said: Doc did a neat job on the Bond Brigade/TNR tag match recap...gave me some interesting ideas for my next promo.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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thedoctor said: For the love of GOB! I told you that I had nothing to do with that angle! It was Joe Mama! (Not to be confused with Yo Mama.)
No disrespect intended to JM,but let's face it,Doc,you carry most of the creative workload around her.
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Actually, most of the credit needs to go to the unmentioned and oft forgotten member of the RDCW creative staff whose work provides direction and clarity. I'm, of course, talking about the Magic 8 Ball.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I thought it was the countless strippers that Rob provides us "head writers" with.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Chris, Joe has been doing all of the work with you. I can't get into all of what I've been doing, but the reason Anathema Wednesday has the final two recaps is because I got tired of waiting and wrote them. That's not meant to be disrespectful to anyone here. The guys were very busy with other things, and Grimm's computer is fried right now. The Doctor has taken on a larger role behind the scenes lately, but he's had almost nothing to do with your matches. That was all Joe. It's been his vision, his direction, that has been guiding you all this time. He had some really big, really cool ideas for you, but after the way you just dissed him, I doubt he'll want to push you.
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Joe Mama said: I thought it was the countless strippers that Rob provides us "head writers" with.
You're pretty much the only one who still wants those dudes around the office.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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What's so funny?
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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