what you need to understand, beardguy is that when a man and a woman are married their love is very fragile. so gaydiation can cause the breakdown of marriage.
marriage being the most fundamental foundation of all society, without it we'll have cats and dogs living together and little babies cracking open each other's skulls to feast on the brains within.
all because of gay marriage.
(source: foxnews.com)

Bow ties are coool.