Insult Velo, get 1 point! Bonus point if you do so with a cohesive argument!

Get Velo to defend Michael Jordan, gain 2 points!

Agree with Velo, minus 1 point!

Compliment Velo, minus 2 points!

Beg Velo to write column for your site, minus 3 points!

RACK Velo, minus 5 points!

Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification


britneyspearsatemyshorts: 34

Franta: 40

Rob Kamphausen: 21

Grimm: 5

thedoctor: 11

PJP: -3

GayLA: 0

Drzsmith: Disqualified

Pariah: 2

Uschi: 1

TK-069: 4

Animalman: 8

Ultimate Jaburg53: 1

Chewy Walrus: 1

Stupid Dogg: 1

Pig Iron: 20

Gooz: 1

JQ: 2

whomod: 1

Chris Oakley: 18

Nowhereman: 1,982

Come on, people, you're really slacking off. Let's pick things up a little bit!


And that's terrible.