Insult Velo, get 1 point! Bonus point if you do so with a cohesive argument!
Get Velo to defend Michael Jordan, gain 2 points!
Agree with Velo, minus 1 point!
Compliment Velo, minus 2 points!
Beg Velo to write column for your site, minus 3 points!
RACK Velo, minus 5 points!
Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification
britneyspearsatemyshorts: 34
Franta: 40
Rob Kamphausen: 21
Grimm: 5
thedoctor: 11
PJP: -3
GayLA: 0
Drzsmith: Disqualified
Pariah: 2
Uschi: 1
TK-069: 4
Animalman: 8
Ultimate Jaburg53: 1
Chewy Walrus: 1
Stupid Dogg: 1
Pig Iron: 20
Gooz: 1
JQ: 2
whomod: 1
Chris Oakley: 18
Nowhereman: 1,982
Come on, people, you're really slacking off. Let's pick things up a little bit!