It's three in the FUNKING morning and I have to be at work in five FUNKING hours because all my FUNKING co-workers called in FUNKING sick!
[...]
Oi, what happened to your hand?
I got mugged on the way home. One of them bit me.
Why did 'e bite you?
I DON'T KNOW!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
