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Why does my dog get seizures?
Probably from watching Pokemon.
How does she turn on the TV and change the channels?
I dunno. Magic, I guess.
Can I sell her to the circus then?
If I do, will I meet Chaz there?
What if I built a time-machine first?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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