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Franta, bsams, Mxy, ROY BATTY, Drzsmith, Stareena, ButterRican, Rob, Jack the little death, theory9, rufus, Uschi, JQ, Crazy Eyed Joe and Chris Oakley.
Everybody else is either an alt of one of the above or irrelevant. So if you're not an alt...well...T.S.
And that's terrible.
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LLance isn't real. He's only something grown ups created to frighten children. That's why he's not on the list.
And that's terrible.
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I've already admitted to being one of Nowhereman's army of alt-ids, you lying deleter!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm actually a piece of user-friendly software that comes free with the boards, a bit like the talking paperclip that helps you write letters in MS WORD.
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Franta, bsams, Mxy, ROY BATTY, Drzsmith, Stareena, ButterRican, Rob, Jack the little death, theory9, rufus, Uschi, JQ, Crazy Eyed Joe and Chris Oakley.
Everybody else is either an alt or irrelevant. So if you're not an alt...well...T.S.
That's my alt!
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Whose alt ID am I, Walter?
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I'm really Rob Kamphausen!
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rex said: I'm really Rob Kamphausen!
FAG!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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"faggy mc'fag tot he front desk please faggy mc'fag to the front desk"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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I'm irrelevant.
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ZOD is more man than alt...
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you are an alt you idiot.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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you are an alt you idiot.
If ZOD is an alt then whose alt is ZOD?!
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You mean...ZOD isn't REALLY ZOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ZOD am ZOD!!!
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ZOD am URG??? Now I'm REALLY confused!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What else is new, you ass ape! ZOD wouldn't ask you to kneel before him if you paid him! ZOD stomps on your face with his boot!! STOMP, STOMP!!
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So I'm exempt from the whole kneeling thing? Cool.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yes, but now you are on ZOD's Boot to Face list!
BOOT to FACE!!!
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I don't remember movie-ZOD saying "Boot to Face, Son of El!!!" or "Boot to Face...from ZOD!!!" So you're either not the real ZOD, or the update has changed you. I don't like it. I want the REAL ZOD back! The one that always said "KNEEL before ZOD!!!" and you actually paused for a moment. This "Boot to Face" shit is for the birds.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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ZOD is now more hip as the result of this update! Boot to FACE!!!! UPPERCUT!!! Lying TIGER in WAIT ATTACKS IGNORANT FLOCK!!! Fuck it all!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!
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Boot to FACE!!!! UPPERCUT!!! Lying TIGER in WAIT ATTACKS IGNORANT FLOCK!!!
Fuck it all!!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!
I'm not buying it. Why don't you just say "Tiger Claw" while you're at it. You big fake. You big Fakey McFakeZOD. I want the real ZOD. This new one sucks. He's probably a Russian cosmonaut or something. Fuck you, fake ZOD! I want the real one back!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ZOD is not amused by your denial of ZOD!!! ZOD shall burn your very BRAINS out with his EYE BEAMS from his EYES!!! ZOD shall kick his boot up your ASS until it hit BRAIN STEM!! YOU will be sucking SHIT from a STRAW after ZOD gets done with you, disrespectful FOOL!!! ZOD am ZOD and no one is can claim such a PRIZE!!! KNEEL before ZOD!!!!
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Okay...I'm beginning to believe that you might be the real ZOD, who is ZOD and ONLY ZOD. But how do I know you're REALLY the real ZOD, and not just some shmuck putting on airs? Say something that only the REAL ZOD would say (besides "KNEEL!").
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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How DARE you ORDER ZOD to do something!! ZOD refuses to TAKE orders from the IGNORANT MASSES such as you!! ZOD should bring order back to these BOARDS with their damn subjects thinking THEY can ORDER ZOD AROUND!!! ZOD IS NOT A PERSON YOU CAN ORDER AROUND, ZOD AM ZOD AND ZOD SHALL SEE TO IT YOUR LIFE IS HELL!!!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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How DARE you ORDER ZOD to do something!! ZOD refuses to TAKE orders from the IGNORANT MASSES such as you!! ZOD should bring order back to these BOARDS with their damn subjects thinking THEY can ORDER ZOD AROUND!!! ZOD IS NOT A PERSON YOU CAN ORDER AROUND, ZOD AM ZOD AND ZOD SHALL SEE TO IT YOUR LIFE IS HELL!!!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Okay, y'sold me. You're ZOD. The real ZOD. He who is ZOD and only ZOD. The one true ZOD who sits above all. But you seem to have some cobwebs to shake off...no Rob-El comments?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Don't get ZOD started on Rob-El and his technicolor creamed pants!!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Don't get ZOD started on Rob-El and his technicolor creamed pants!!
Oh yeah...that's ZOD!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I...feel so alive. For the very first time.
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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Well, I don't post that much so I guess you guys know more than me, so I'm willing to accept I'm an alt.
But, um... Who of?
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theory9 said: I...feel so alive. For the very first time.
Theo's listening to God-rock again, folks. Quick! Get him some DIO!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Kristogar Velo said: Franta, bsams, Mxy, ROY BATTY, Drzsmith, Stareena, ButterRican, Rob, Jack the little death, theory9, rufus, Uschi, JQ, Crazy Eyed Joe and Chris Oakley.
Everybody else is either an alt of one of the above or irrelevant. So if you're not an alt...well...T.S.
So which are you?
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And who the fluck is Crazy Eyed Joe?
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I was wondering when someone was going to get around to asking that...
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I've already admitted to being one of Nowhereman's army of alt-ids, you lying deleter!
Whoop dee shit.
You're still irrelevant.
And that's terrible.
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Being called irrelevant by you hurts my feelings. Really. No...seriously, it does.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'll only apologize if you send me a PM describing just how offended you are.
And that's terrible.
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