Ah fuck! They're both going to hell in a hand basket.........DC buys Marvel since it's not in AS BAD a shape yet.
Diana and Talia fight over Bruce by drinking under the table. Their high tolerance is their own downfall as they get drop dead drunk, end up in a motel, wake up with hangovers the size of planets, and realizing they did something they wish they hadn't
Or
The women of the Bat family and female villians of Gotham decide to get together to make some hardcore lesbian porn
