Batman has a heart attack when he catches Catwoman jacking off her male organ in the middle of broad daylight in a dirty alley shouting "Oh, Batman! Oh, Batman!" over and over again.
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Bruce Wayne wakes up one night to find Poison Ivy standing at the foot of his bed. Ivy then shouts "OH BATMAN!" and jumps onto the bed and starts to scream, violently pummel, and forcefully make out with horrified Bruce Wayne. The next morning, Ivy leaves and walks back to Arkham because it turns out that she was just sleepwalking.
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker
