Pariah! The RKMB's have changed you! I can see it in your eyes!
I'll take the first one. The second one's too hot to handle.
The retcons of the Batman villains becomes so ridiculous that...
Poison Ivy eventually becomes a techno-savvy teenage whiz from the suburbs who is made fun of at school for wearing mittens year-round.
or
Joker becomes a pretty Asian girl who performs in soft-core and is best known for her performance in the film "Tickle My Elmo".
or
Riddler becomes a hormonally, angst-filled teenage actor who was once the token gay guy in The Real World.
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker
