Joker and Emma Frost as college roommates who have to moonlight as sexy bar tenders at a Coyote Ugly bar to make their way through college, while getting into all sorts of sexual, humorous exploits
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Same scenario, except with Lady Shiva instead of Emma Frost.
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker
