The inmates of Arkham all star in a sitcom in the spirit of Friends

...at least it might be interesting. Not.

Superman dies for good but Batman can still handle everything and the Sups/Bat title goes on without a hitch

or

Superman and Batman have a fight and Superman wins and Batman dies and DC comics go bankrupt within two months?

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"