HA! Non-Stop Super Orgasms. He's never gonna summon up the will to save the world again.
Superman is diagnosed with Testicular Cancer and ends up getting his balls chopped off, in which case, he grows massive bitch tits.
Or
Maxima witnesses Batman beating up on Superman and decides to persue him instead of Clark. She succeeds in capturing him and making him her sex......Erm....Love-slave (let's just forget she's already dead for humor's sake shall we).
