Hehehe! The only way I see the Ivy scenario working is if the Smurf feels threatened enough. I mean, she'd prolly say, "Diddle me Handy or I'll squish your lover Brainy like a bug!!" so I wouldn't forsee any "love" involved persay. I'll have to go with Joker mounting a mermaid.
Joker goes on a bender one night and wakes up the next day to find that Gotham was in ruins.
Or
After a night of relentless lust at the Wayne Manor, Diana wakes up next to a very.......Broken Bruce Wayne.
And that's it for me. I need to wake up tomorrow. Night man.
