AH! Jiminy frickin' jilikers! No heroes as deterent either.........Doomsday. Darkseid is more calculated and just wants to enslave the human race, but at the same time, because he's not proximate he's less predictable. At least with Doomsday, we know where he stands. Only problem would be figuring out how to take him down. With Darkseid, we'd prolly go through a thousand years of slavery before we finally regain our wills and rebel.
Batman decides to let go of decades worth of bottled up rage and channel it out through voluminous amounts of sex. At the end of his lustful romp, the entire community of superheroines and the wives of the male heroes find themselves blessed with unexpected bundles of joy and moodiness.
Or
Batman is cornered in his own room after a long patrol by Ivy, Harley, Talia, Selina, and Shiva. He wakes up the next day looking like he's aged fifty years.
