Hector Hammond! Could you imagine that?! You'd be too fixated on his obesely large head to care about the girl [or man] hes fucking.
Come to think of it, has anyone seen that fat guy with the moustache who's in the porn industry? He's really ugly, but i saw a documentry where he was nailing some pretty beatiful women. Enlarge this guys head a little and he'd be the spitting image of Hector Hammond


Riddick does he's pattented "Are you afraid of the dark?!" line and blows out the candles in the room. The lights get turned back on and everyone see's.......


Riddick having sex with warm apple pie


Or


Dancing like those crazy irish guys who smack their heels together in mid air

"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here. Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!" "So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children." "Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!" --Invader Zim