Batman using guns. Just because he looked cool as an early gunslinger.

superman holding a tea party in every issue of Batman for three pages

or

Harley Quinn feeling bad for Babs Gordon and committing suicide that fails and so they're then just wheelchair buddies and stop petty crime together in their own little comic spinoff?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"