I have no idea who those are, so I'll go with Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham, because that's just too funny.
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A while back (a long time ago, acutally) I offered some porn names for Batman characters. I think it's time we expanded the list to other books, and Marvel.
Scarlet Witch moonlights as Sexy Bitch
or
Jean Grey moonlights as Easy Lay (think Ultimate X-Men)
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