Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 2 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Yeah considering most of it was talkin bout UJ's name :P


Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Offline
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
LOL well considering it's a Baptist college and the guy's never tried anything on me before I should be alright!




Yeah...that's what I thought before I went to a formal dinner/dance with a female "friend" of mine. Then I got in the limo and she chloroformed me. Next thing I know, I'm coming to, sore, and drooling in my Italian Wedding soup. Then she got me again on the dance-floor. I don't know what she did to me while I was out, but when I woke up my whole body was sore and I was turning tricks in a Thai brothel. It was two years before I could buy my freedom from my captors. Fortunately, they'd turned on my friend and killed her. They were kind enough to show me the pigs they'd fed her to before I left.

Actually...now that I think of it, that wasn't me. That's the "prank" I played on Nowhereman. Never mind.

I guess what I'm saying, Princess, is to bring mace. The chemical spray, not the medeival weapon (which'd be a bit conspicuous).


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Thanks for the advice Joe. I might take ya up on that


Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Offline
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
Attending a Baptist College is definitely not a means of birth control -- unwed pregnancies in Christian colleges are almost as high as in secular colleges.

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 22,618
Your death will make me king!
15000+ posts
Offline
Your death will make me king!
15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 22,618
Quote:

Joe Mama said:
They were kind enough to show me the pigs they'd fed her to before I left.



Well, that was very nice of them. I hope you remembered to leave a sizeable tip before you left.

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
I'm glad you have such high faith in me TT :P I didn't work on purity my whole life to blow it all in one night. Plus he's a good guy and we're going with a group so there's nothing to worry about! Joe's post is wilder than any Baptist sponsored event I'll be going to :P


Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 22,618
Your death will make me king!
15000+ posts
Offline
Your death will make me king!
15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 22,618
thai brothels are pretty tame, actually.

not that i know from personal experience, mind you. a friend of a friend told me his cousin went to one once and just looked inside .

yes.

Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Offline
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I'm glad you have such high faith in me TT :P I didn't work on purity my whole life to blow it all in one night. Plus he's a good guy and we're going with a group so there's nothing to worry about! Joe's post is wilder than any Baptist sponsored event I'll be going to :P






Sorry, I didn't mean to say that YOU were going to do anything you didn't plan on doing, I was just making more of a general "sad but true" statement. I've seen too many friends and acquaintances who are followers of Christ end up getting pregnant or getting their girlfriends pregnant. The temptations are always there.

BTW, have you ever checked out Don Raunikar's Choosing God's Best or Joshua Harris' I Kissed Dating Goodbye? They're basically promoting the concept of Christian courtship as opposed to dating. They're not for me, but you might find them useful.

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!JOSH HARRIS IS SOO COOL! And he's cute to boot even if he is married ;p My dad insisted both of his girls read the,"I kissed dating goodbye" book. My sister didn't like it but I LOVED IT! He was a fabulous writer, in fact my sister bought the next one he and his wife wrote. Tragically...she gave it to a friend before I could read it! I'll definately have to check out Don's book (cuz I havent yet), I just always liked the story of Ruth in the Bible ya know? If God can bring those two together (not to mention Isaac and Rebekah's awesome love story) then why can't he bring me to whomever I'm supposed to be with? That's what Ive always thought anyways...

And don't worry bout me......I'm free, white, 25, and can defend myself pretty well just in case ;p


Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
My date thread is cooler than ya'lls :P


Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Offline
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
He turned out to be Uschi and you guys made out and explored each other's bodies with passion unknown to men?


Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
EWWWWWWWW, no my date's name is Justin and I don't cyber date so it'd never happen w/ Uschi Plus I don't believe in making out so it'd never get that far with Justin either!


Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,427
Don't look up here for a joke. There's one hanging over your seat.
1000+ posts
Offline
Don't look up here for a joke. There's one hanging over your seat.
1000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,427
Quote:

I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.


JPJ to Danbey Donavan



"That never gets old."
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Offline
[insert non-dated reference here]
10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
Quote:

Dabney Donovan said:
Quote:

I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.




...unoriginal bastard...

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
I know I know.......you were the creative genius behind it first


Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Offline
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Plus I don't believe in making out so it'd never get that far with Justin either!




"Don't believe in making out" on the first few dates, or any physical romantic contact in general?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Romantic Contact in general is not a bad thing. Only when it's led passed the boundaries i.e. excessive kissing, petting, making out, does it become a bad thing and in my view sinful. So I've made the choice not to ever! My sister has done so several times and she comes back feeling shamed and abused.

My heartfealt belief is that all intimate contact between a man and a woman is to be held strictly in the sacred bonds of marriage (by intimate see i.e. above). This of course is because I believe in the authority of the Bible to set guidelines in relationships: 1 Peter 4 for example, "for we have spent enough of our past lifetime in doing the will of the Gentiles when we walked in lewdness, lusts, drunkeness, revelries, orgies, and abominable idolatries. Therefore since Christ suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves also with the same mind, for he who has suffered in the flesh has ceased from sin, that he should no longer spend the rest of his time in the flesh for the lusts of men, but for the will of God."


Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,028
2000+ posts
Offline
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,028
but how can u get married if u dont get close to someone??


The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833
Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs!
15000+ posts
Offline
The conscience of the rkmbs!
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833
Likes: 7
Don't be ridiculous WC.

Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106
faggot
15000+ posts
Offline
faggot
15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
EWWWWWWWW, no it'd never happen w/ Uschi






Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833
Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs!
15000+ posts
Offline
The conscience of the rkmbs!
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833
Likes: 7
Quote:

Uschi said:
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
EWWWWWWWW, no it'd never happen w/ Uschi









You dyke.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
2000+ posts
Offline
2000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
Ah bless.
C'mere Uschi, let me make it all better little girl (Nyah ha ha!)

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though

As for winged, just b/c you don't get involved sexually with someone in a relationship doesn't mean you dont get close. My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years. My grandparents didnt even kiss till their wedding day and were married till my grandfather died. So they were married pretty happily for 59 years!


Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
2000+ posts
Offline
2000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi... I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though




Heh heh. Uschi is girl. something ver ungodly was being suggested.

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Double ewwww! That is gross *yuck*!!! Even the thought is enough to ruin the rest of my day!


Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,028
2000+ posts
Offline
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,028
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though

As for winged, just b/c you don't get involved sexually with someone in a relationship doesn't mean you dont get close. My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years. My grandparents didnt even kiss till their wedding day and were married till my grandfather died. So they were married pretty happily for 59 years!




im not talking about anything sexual, but i mean if u dont get even the minimal amount of intimacy ie small amounts of kissing and hugging isnt it hard to solidify a relationship. If your not gonna kiss, your gonna have to find one saint of a guy.


The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt
15000+ posts
Offline
The alt
15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me
You've hosted me since nineteen sixty three
I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them die
And long ago I stopped askin' why

San Quentin, I hate every inch of you.
You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru.
And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man;
Mister Congressman why can't you understand.

San Quentin, what good do you think you do?
Do you think I'll be different when you're through?
You bent my heart and mind and you may my soul,
And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold.

San Quentin, may you rot and burn in hell.
May your walls fall and may I live to tell.
May all the world forget you ever stood.
And may all the world regret you did no good.

San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me.

Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Offline
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
Elisa, have you met my friend Brian A. Ortiz?


Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Whose Brian Ortiz? Does brian=rexy?


Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
No


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Anonymous
Unregistered
Anonymous
Unregistered

Last edited by Balloonknot; 2004-11-12 9:45 PM.
#384922 2004-11-12 11:56 PM
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Here's a picture of my dress only instead of white its purple. And it has purple diamond thingies instead of white)!! And I have to get it altered because I'm 5'2" and the dress was made for a 5'4"!! I'm excited anyways! It was the third thing I tried on and everything.



Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 8,462
1. You do not talk about snarf.
7500+ posts
Offline
1. You do not talk about snarf.
7500+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 8,462
I want a date with Son of Myx.


Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

I shit on Hogan!
#384924 2004-11-13 1:23 AM
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Offline
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,919
Aren't you his great uncle or something? I forget. Family threads can be confusing.

Quote:

Balloonknot said:I think you pronounce it as asshole




That was mean.


Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
OP Offline
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
awwwww poor mister! All of us are just tired at the end of the week. I get kinda cranky as Friday wears on anyways

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Offline
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
How do you get cranky on FRIDAY??? It's the weekend! Now, me, I get cranky on Tuesdays. Too far to go 'till the next weekend, and the buzz from last weekend is gone. Fuck Tuesdays! Tuesdays SUCK!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
Living the dream
15000+ posts
Offline
Living the dream
15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
Quote:

Joe Mama said:
How do you get cranky on FRIDAY???




I could answer that but I'm not a girl.

No offense Princess.

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Everydays friday when you're unemployed.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106
faggot
15000+ posts
Offline
faggot
15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though




HA ha ha ha ha ha! Yes, I'm a great guy!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
Living the dream
15000+ posts
Offline
Living the dream
15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
I'm hungry

Page 2 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5