Quote: PrincessElisa said: Double ewwww! That is gross *yuck*!!! Even the thought is enough to ruin the rest of my day!
Hee hee... you still take stuff seriously then?
I'm really an old lady with a sloth. Slothy is all the lovin' I need. It was a joke, sweetheart. Slothy gives it niiicee and sloowww....
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Quote: PrincessElisa said: My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years.
My parents got divorced last February. After 34 years. After remaining celebate until marriage (or so they say and I really don't want to press the issue).
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
(meaning I don't want to talk to my parents about their sexual habits but they still have their claims and offer no reason to disbelieve and just got divorced after 34 years)
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Awwwwwwwww poor Uschi! Yeah I took it seriously but I always figured you were a guy And sorry bout your parents...mine have been seperated a few times but always seemingly got back together.
I bet you were saying all that to geto me to sleep with you right j/k. I still don't feel right about it-the whole making out thing in general.
And as for Justin, he called me tonight (not three hours later hangs up ;p)and the formal event has dancing and everything! Then we're all changing clothes and going bowling which will be a challenge.....maybe I"ll just be a cheerleader that night ;p
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Awwwwwwwww poor Uschi! Yeah I took it seriously but I always figured you were a guy And sorry bout your parents...mine have been seperated a few times but always seemingly got back together.
Actually no. You knew she was a girl the whole time and you're a closet lesbian.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.
And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!
On the first date, Brian A. Ortiz would be a perfect gentleman. He would buy your movie ticket and your popcorn. He would never interrupt your movie watching experience with side comments or loud candy munching. He would respect you and your space, staying at least five feet away from you at all times.
On the fifth date, Brian A. Ortiz would finally throw away doubt, approach you, and shake your hand. Not too soft to make a connection, but not too hard either--he'd never want to intimidate you.
On the twentieth date Brian A. Ortiz would lean forward for a kiss, but, quickly realizing his mistake, Brian A. Ortiz would retract, his eyes welling up with tears. He would excuse himself, but you would know his passion by the increased firmness of his good-bye handshake.
Ten years later, when Brian A. Ortiz finally felt like he knew you, he would finally wipe the sweat off his brow and kiss you... on the cheek. Finally broken free from the chains of his unreleased love, Brian A. Ortiz would ask you with broken voice to marry him.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.
Good girl!
Quote: And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!
Don't be hatin' gays. They are proven to exist whereas god is not. Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain. Just like being right or left handed. Or ambidexterous. If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire. Damn that God's a mean one!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.
And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!
......Either you have one of the best techniques at countering my one liners or you're being serious.....Anyway, it was joke says one Christian to a another.
And a Balent portrait of Joker is infinitely better than Timm's.
Quote: Uschi said: Don't be hatin' gays. They are proven to exist whereas god is not. Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain. Just like being right or left handed. Or ambidexterous. If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire. Damn that God's a mean one!
*sigh* I thought I could leave it at a cheap shot, but I just can't help but chime in a bit more.
Quote: Uschi said: Don't be hatin' gays.
She didna' say she hated gays.
Quote: They are proven to exist whereas god is not.
God has not been proven not to exist.
Quote: Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain.
No it hasn't.
Quote: If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire.
Statement made in ignorance of Christian beliefs. Your chosen standard is flawed.
Yes it has. Since years ago when I was last taking psychology.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.
However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!
Quote: PrincessElisa said: No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.
However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!
Overcome what? Now, I'm a Christian (of Anglican-protestant stock, by the way) and I don't believe that fornication (fancy term for sex outside of marriage) is wrong, unless of course it's cheating on your partner, in which case it's adultery.
Course, It's always nice to debate these ideas with someone. I'd be glad to hear your views on this subject
Quote: SpandexMonkeyMan said: Overcome what? Now, I'm a Christian (of Anglican-protestant stock, by the way) and I don't believe that fornication (fancy term for sex outside of marriage) is wrong, unless of course it's cheating on your partner, in which case it's adultery.
You can't be fully Christian and leave out rules of Christianity simply because you have a whim. Christianity does not abide pre-marital sex or sexual acts that go against the design. And simply because you're Christian (or calling yourself Christian) doesn't win you any credibility nor does it justify acts that go against what you say you stand for.
And sorry bout your parents...mine have been seperated a few times but always seemingly got back together. 
