Hey boys and girls, here's a new edition of our favorite game (well, besides Pin the Gay on the Rob),

Beat this Caption!

Your job is to supply a better caption than the one with which I have provided you. Bonus points go to proper grammatical usage resulting in sentences that do not end with a preposition. Of course, since points are meaningless, proper grammar is not something you should worry about.

Whoops, there go my bonus points!

Without further ado . . .



The musician's violin was enough to bring the soldier to tears. As for the musician, the soldier's tear gas proved more than adequate.

Beat that, suckers!


Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.