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Nowhereman said:
Young Greek gaylord Penis Jockey Peter goes to find out all about why he has a small penis.
The doctor he visits is a really old fella with a white beard called Dr. LLance.

Dr. LLance laughs at his shrivelled dick & PJP starts crying!
Feeling bad about laughing,Dr. LLance says he is really an ancient wizard & says that if he says the name LLance,he will be granted special powers!

PJP says LLance & a lightning bolt shoots up his arse!

He becomes Captain Marvel!

He asks the doctor what LLance stands for,and the doctor tells him that it stands for nothing as he was too lazy to make up a clever acronym!

Captain Marvels powers include:
The power to sweat heavily in bed
and.........well,thats all

Captain Marvel says he will now dedicate his life to eating lots of food & researching books on the internet!




Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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