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ShazamGrrl1 said:
My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.

However, YOURS probably does.



Good comeback. I am a broken man. I guess I have no choice but to move to Arizona, load myself up on Cookie Dough Ice Cream, write bad fanfic-porn about children, and slowly become a fat, bitter, useless excuse for a human being like...well, just like you. Need a housemate, Cynthia? You can keep your half of the house and I'll eventually grow into my half. How's that "ex-telemarker-turned-welfare-whore" bit doing for ya? Can you still look at yourself in the mirror and convince yourself that you're NOT a disgusting dreg of society, Cynthia?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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