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ShazamGrrl1 said:
Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.



Partially true. The two are not related to each other and generally would be considered mutually exclusive. However, if someone were to ask you, Cynthia, "Are you fat or stupid?" you should answer "Yes."

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.



Welfare whore doesn't count as a job. I hope you haven't actually put that on your resume...

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.



I have no idea what this means...methinks she's bitter about some guy dumping her...?

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?



Sounds like someone doesn't understand when someone else is being facetious.

(UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Did you know that "Facetious" is the only word in the English language where all the vowels appear in the order they appear in the alphabet? S'true.)

Add "humorless" to the list of words to describe Cynthia Fergeson, failed fanfic/kiddie porn writer.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.



Actually, Caitlin O'Malley (aka "YOU") has done nothing but defend you on these boards. Food Eater Lad has responded to you directly, and commented on you directly. So there goes that argument. And, yes, you are a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths".

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.

Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.



Can I get a judgement on where this quote appears on the "Unintentional Comedy Scale"? I'm sure Food Eater Lad, Patch (whoever s/he is), and everyone else you've managed to piss off with your abject stupidity is broken-hearted at the prospect of leaving your kiddie porn fanfic site.



By the way, Shaddaptwwt, that last line in your quote applies to you around here. Twat.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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