When I was in 6th grade I walked to a gas station near our house (about a mile off) and bought a tire-pressure gauge because I could pretend it was a sonic screwdriver.

I feel like... a Star Wars fan getting their first lightsaber.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"